Saturday, 31 December 2011

New Year Messages

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2012


Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*****HAPPY NEW YEAR****


Blooming Flowers
Sparkling Crackers
Colorful Night
Sweetest Bite
Smiling Faces
Delicious Dishes
Only Luv, No Fear
Let’s Welcome the New Year.
@@Happy New Year@@

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on,
With all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
Happy New Year

Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given,
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

“On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes”

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Comedy SMS

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form
of class?
Tintumon:
C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping

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"Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
"Why Should I ?
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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...
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Docter to tintumon:u will die
within 2 hours.Do u want to see any
one before u die?
Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

Thursday, 27 October 2011

Funny SMS


Life anedi “Ice Cream” lantidhi. Danni Taste Chesina Waste chesina karuguthundi.
So, Better 2 try Taste it..
Good Night..!

Love SMS


Chala mandi
Chala sarlu
Chala manditho
Chala Istanga
Chala Prmatho
Cheppe
Chala Chinna mata
Neto
Cheppalanukuntunna
Cheppanaaa….!
Adentante….
Adi
.
..
….
…..
……
Good Night!
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 Oka “Puvvu” Cheppindi I love U ani.

Oka “Navvu Cheppindi I like U ani,

Oka “Ring” Cheppindi I Marry U ani, But

Na “Msg” Cheppindi Neeku.

Good Night Ani.
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Good Night SMS


Oka “Puvvu” Cheppindi I love U ani.
Oka “Navvu Cheppindi I like U ani,
Oka “Ring” Cheppindi I Marry U ani, But
Na “Msg” Cheppindi Neeku.
Good Night Ani.

Family Joke SMS


Husband: Osay…! Eroju yemi kura chesav..?
Wife: Gannerupappu
Hus: Nite ravadam late avuthundi, Nuvve thinesi paduko..!
Good Night..!

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Festival SMS

May the lord bring Joy, Health and Prosperity in your home on the auspicious occasion