New Year Messages

Little keys open big locks
Simple words reflect great thoughts
Your smile can cure heart blocks
So keep on smiling it rocks.
Happy New Year 2012

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*****HAPPY NEW YEAR****

Let’s Welcome the new year

Blooming Flowers
Sparkling Crackers
Colorful Night
Sweetest Bite
Smiling Faces
Delicious Dishes
Only Luv, No Fear
Let’s Welcome the New Year.
@@Happy New Year@@

Neither an end nor a beginning

Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on,
With all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
Happy New Year

A glad new year to all the earth

Glory to God in highest heaven,
Who unto man His Son hath given,
While angels sing with tender mirth,
A glad new year to all the earth.

On the onset of new year

“On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes”

New year wish for u

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Comedy SMS

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form

of class?

Tintumon:

C-Come

L-Late

A-And

S-Start

S-Sleeping

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"Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?
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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 cracks r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

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Docter to tintumon:u will die

within 2 hours.Do u want to see any

one before u die?

Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

Funny SMS

Life anedi “Ice Cream” lantidhi. Danni Taste Chesina Waste chesina karuguthundi.

So, Better 2 try Taste it..

Good Night..!

Love SMS

Chala mandi

Chala sarlu

Chala manditho

Chala Istanga

Chala Prmatho

Cheppe

Chala Chinna mata

Neto

Cheppalanukuntunna

Cheppanaaa….!

Adentante….

Adi

.

..

…

….

…..

……

Good Night!

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 Oka “Puvvu” Cheppindi I love U ani.

Oka “Navvu Cheppindi I like U ani,

Oka “Ring” Cheppindi I Marry U ani, But

Na “Msg” Cheppindi Neeku.

Good Night Ani.

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Good Night SMS

Oka “Puvvu” Cheppindi I love U ani.

Oka “Navvu Cheppindi I like U ani,

Oka “Ring” Cheppindi I Marry U ani, But

Na “Msg” Cheppindi Neeku.

Good Night Ani.

Family Joke SMS

Husband: Osay…! Eroju yemi kura chesav..?

Wife: Gannerupappu

Hus: Nite ravadam late avuthundi, Nuvve thinesi paduko..!

Good Night..!

Festival SMS

May the lord bring Joy, Health and Prosperity in your home on the auspicious occasion

Diwali Special SMS

A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!

Funny SMS

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Teacher:Tintu what is the full form

of class?

Tintumon:

C-Come

L-Late

A-And

S-Start

S-Sleeping

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"Can v do romance in the evening today?


I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?


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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 cracks r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

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Docter to tintumon:u will die

within 2 hours.Do u want to see any

one before u die?

Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

College/School SMS

Tcher:Kartha karma kriya ante enti?

Stdnt:Aa emundi,ninna o amaini chudadam kartha.
Aa amai ki i luv u chepadam kriya.
Aa amai me amai avadam na karma.

Love SMS

Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali…
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Udainche Sooryudu Prapanchaniki Velugunu iste,
Nee Raaka Naaa Jeevitamlo Velugunu Ichchindi…
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Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu …
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Kanulu kadhaladam ledhu
pedavulu maatlaada ledhu
hrudhayam maathram
noppitho ginjukuntondhi.
ninnu chudaka…
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Gunde loni Badhale
kallalona kanneeri ponguthunte
Atmabhimaname bayata padaneeyaka pothe
Avi gundelone aaviri inkipoga
Manasu leni manishila jeevisthunnanu
Jeevisthu Maranisthunnanu. ..

Best Diwali SMS

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A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!
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Troubles as light as Air, 

Love as deep as Ocean, 

Friends as Solid as Diamonds, 

and Success as bright as Gold. 

These r the wishes for U & Ur family on festival of Diwali.

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May the blessings of Goddess Laxmi deity of love, wealth and fortune bestow you with opulence and prosperity. May you have a sparkling Deepavali.

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On this diwali I am sending you CASH:
C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe Diwali..
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I pray to god to give u
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
Aur sneh.
Shubh diwali…
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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
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