Comedy SMS

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form

of class?

Tintumon:

C-Come

L-Late

A-And

S-Start

S-Sleeping

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"Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?
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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 cracks r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

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Docter to tintumon:u will die

within 2 hours.Do u want to see any

one before u die?

Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

Funny SMS

Life anedi “Ice Cream” lantidhi. Danni Taste Chesina Waste chesina karuguthundi.

So, Better 2 try Taste it..

Good Night..!

Love SMS

Chala mandi

Chala sarlu

Chala manditho

Chala Istanga

Chala Prmatho

Cheppe

Chala Chinna mata

Neto

Cheppalanukuntunna

Cheppanaaa….!

Adentante….

Adi

.

..

…

….

…..

……

Good Night!

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 Oka “Puvvu” Cheppindi I love U ani.

Oka “Navvu Cheppindi I like U ani,

Oka “Ring” Cheppindi I Marry U ani, But

Na “Msg” Cheppindi Neeku.

Good Night Ani.

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Good Night SMS

Oka “Puvvu” Cheppindi I love U ani.

Oka “Navvu Cheppindi I like U ani,

Oka “Ring” Cheppindi I Marry U ani, But

Na “Msg” Cheppindi Neeku.

Good Night Ani.

Family Joke SMS

Husband: Osay…! Eroju yemi kura chesav..?

Wife: Gannerupappu

Hus: Nite ravadam late avuthundi, Nuvve thinesi paduko..!

Good Night..!

Festival SMS

May the lord bring Joy, Health and Prosperity in your home on the auspicious occasion

Diwali Special SMS

A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!

Funny SMS

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Teacher:Tintu what is the full form

of class?

Tintumon:

C-Come

L-Late

A-And

S-Start

S-Sleeping

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"Can v do romance in the evening today?


I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?


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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 cracks r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

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Docter to tintumon:u will die

within 2 hours.Do u want to see any

one before u die?

Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

College/School SMS

Tcher:Kartha karma kriya ante enti?

Stdnt:Aa emundi,ninna o amaini chudadam kartha.
Aa amai ki i luv u chepadam kriya.
Aa amai me amai avadam na karma.

Love SMS

Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali…
`
Udainche Sooryudu Prapanchaniki Velugunu iste,
Nee Raaka Naaa Jeevitamlo Velugunu Ichchindi…
`
Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu …
`
Kanulu kadhaladam ledhu
pedavulu maatlaada ledhu
hrudhayam maathram
noppitho ginjukuntondhi.
ninnu chudaka…
`
Gunde loni Badhale
kallalona kanneeri ponguthunte
Atmabhimaname bayata padaneeyaka pothe
Avi gundelone aaviri inkipoga
Manasu leni manishila jeevisthunnanu
Jeevisthu Maranisthunnanu. ..

Best Diwali SMS

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A festival full of sweet childhood memories,
sky full of fireworks,
mouth full of sweets,
house full of diyas and heart full of joy.
Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!
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Troubles as light as Air, 

Love as deep as Ocean, 

Friends as Solid as Diamonds, 

and Success as bright as Gold. 

These r the wishes for U & Ur family on festival of Diwali.

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May the blessings of Goddess Laxmi deity of love, wealth and fortune bestow you with opulence and prosperity. May you have a sparkling Deepavali.

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On this diwali I am sending you CASH:
C-care
A-affection
S-smiles
H-hugs
please do accept with love..
Good luck and have a safe Diwali..
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I pray to god to give u
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
Aur sneh.
Shubh diwali…
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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
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