Comedy SMS

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form

of class?

Tintumon:

C-Come

L-Late

A-And

S-Start

S-Sleeping

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"Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

"Why Should I ?
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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 cracks r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

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Docter to tintumon:u will die

within 2 hours.Do u want to see any

one before u die?

Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER